Tony Romo spent the bye weekend in Mexico with girlfriend / bad luck / hot white chick with killer credit Jessica Simpson in Mexico vacationing and starting a reverse psychology / anti illegal immigration program on our south of the border amigo, Mexico. By spending time there many of the locals are now being convinced that maybe Mexico isn’t such a bad place after all.
One local said ” I was planning on having a coyote sneak me across the border but when I heard that El Romo was going to be here I thought, if Mexico is good enough for El Romo to visit, well then it must be good enough for me to stay.”
Others dont quite agree. Hector Vasquez has been deported three times and doesn’t plan on missing the Cowboys first play off game, ” I’d rather buy a play off ticket and watch El Romo in action than fix my papers, I just hope they dont check IDs at the game. Go Caballeros.”