CLEVELAND – Tony Romo and The Dallas Cowboys played against the Cleveland Browns and got their first win of the season this past Sunday. The game was almost cancelled when the Browns’ helmets were delivered as completely white. Tony Romo, once again came to the rescue. He suggested that the Browns use their game plan to wipe down the team’s helmets. Romo was right as usual. The helmets came out with a perfect brown color, making their helmets and their style of play exactly the same; really, really crappy.
Week one of the 2008 season saw something old and something new. The old was as expected. Tony Romo had a field day through the air and beat the Cleveland Browns 28-10 to go 1-0 for the season on Sunday. The new? Tony Romo put some of his blood on the Browns field. The result is that now the grass is growing out of control and cannot be cut by any man-made tools. “The grass is as tough as Tony Romo himself,” says chief grass expert Nathan Anderson.
The Browns have started looking for a new place to play the rest of their home games this year. Luckily, since Tony Romo has already come to town, they only need to find a high school stadium to accommodate the amount of season ticket holders and other possible fans that might be coming to their games for the rest of the year.