story by Billy McFarland
October 15, 2008
DALLAS – Angry about the loss on Sunday against the Cardinals? You have nobody to blame but David Blaine.
The Texas State Fair opened last week. To mark the event, David Blaine and Tony Romo lived in the Gravitron for the entire week, a ride that spins at such high speeds the floor drops out and you stick to the wall while listening to 80’s music at dangerously high levels. Romo stepped out of the Gravitron and immediately onto the field in Arizona to play a football game; David Blaine was lamely carried away by cables into the night sky.
“By the end of the game the world had finally stopped spinning,” said Romo, while teaching a small group of children sign language. David Blaine could not be reached for comment, but is rumored to have been signed by the St Louis Rams. General Manager Nick Guerra is quoted saying “After being confined with Tony Romo for that long, it would be impossible for him to not be able to throw touchdown passes.”