story by Seth Cowles
September 13, 2008
DALLAS – At a recent press conference to update the progress on the new Cowboys Stadium, Owner Jerry Jones has something else brand new for 2009. The Cowboys’ new stadium is state of the art, so why shouldn’t Jerry’s face be as well.
Jerry’s new look is surprisingly similar to his star quarterback’s face. In a quote from Jerry, “If you want to be the best, you got to look like the best.” The crowd of reporters didn’t seem to know what the hell Jerry was talking about, but because he has more money than god, nobody said anything.