TONY ROMO FAQ
Q: Hey why did Tony Romo not play for the first four years of his career?
A: Easy. Tony Romo was didn’t play the first four years because he was hunting Osama Bin Laden.
FOLLOW UP Q: Why didn’t Tony Romo find Bin Laden?
A: Tony Romo found Osama Bin Laden 3 years ago. He plans on revealing him when the new Stadium opens. He likes to make a big deal of things like that.
Q: If Tony Romo could play for any other team besides the Cowboys what team would it be?
A: Tony Romo doesn’t play for the Cowboys. The Cowboys play for Tony Romo. He’s planning on extending their contract this season.
Q: Why is Tony Romo number 9?
A: It’s actually an upside down lower cased q, for quarterback.
Q: Is football Tony Romo’s favorite sport?
A: No, actually he prefers deep sea fishing, not with a fishing pole, just a football.
Q: Can Tony Romo find the Loch Ness Monster?
A: Tony Romo is the Loch Ness Monter’s keeper and rides him when he needs to go to Europe.
Follow up Q: Kind of like Aqua Man?
A: Nothing Like Aqua Man.
Q: What is Tony Romo’s least favorite penalty?
A: Delay of game, because Toy Romo isn’t allowed to use his ability to stop time in a real football game.
Q: Gee, Tony Romo sounds like a great guy, why doesn’t he run for president?
A: Tony Romo likes to use the phrase “pass for President” and he will, once he wins the next 14 Superbowls in a row, half the votes are already in for 2022 and he is winning 100%-0.
Q: If Tony Romo were a flower, what type of flower would he be?
A: Tony Romo would like anybody that is interested in this answer to punch themselves in the nose, thereby ruining their ability to smell flowers and quit asking stupid questions.