TONY ROMO BIOGRAPHY
Height: 6-2
Weight: 225
DOB: 4/21/80
Hometown: San Diego, CA
High School: Burlington HS (Wisconsin)
College: Eastern Illinois
Awards and Honors:
Holds record for longest TD throw, run, punt, and kick…as well as most yards thrown in a game, TD’s in a game, season, and career. All of the records are infinity, so they will never be broken.
Other Achievements and Career Notes:
Tony Romo’s first touchdown pass for the cowboys was his first pass ever, when Danny White got hurt in a preseason game while running towards the sidelines. White was hit so hard that the ball went into the stands and was about to hit a woman in the face when her baby…little Tony, caught the ball and threw it to Drew Pearson for a 46 yard touchdown as the Cowboys went on to beat the entire AFC West All Star team 16-7. Tony Romo won by a score of 148-7.
Tony Romo’s first words? “I’m going to Disneyland,” spoken like a true Superbowl MVP.
NASA employed Tony Romo for 9 days where he designed, built, and threw a rocket into orbit. That only took one day, but there was a big softball tournament coming up that was 8 days long…and they needed a ringer.
Des Moines, Iowa was having a crime problem. They installed billboard pictures of Tony Romo around the city and overnight crime went down to –9%; that’s right, people started giving stuff to each other.
Tony Romo won Prom King all four years of high school…in every high school in the state.
*Tony Romo would like to apologize to anybody that thought they were feeling a mild earthquake in North Texas. Tony Romo had scored a touchdown in practice and spiked the football softly, producing the equivalent of a 2.3 Richter scale earthquake. If we had spiked it hard, it would have gone straight through the earth, releasing the hounds of hell…Thanks again Tony Romo, for saving our lives!